Today, I texted my friend, "Hey Bro, wanna get KFC" but my f'ing phone auto-corrected to "afro, wanna get KFC". My friend is black. FML [...]
Mon, Mar 18, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today I was finally able to get to sleep after a long weekend of being violently ill. I'm talking couldn't even hold down water. Any way I finally get into a good sleep for the first time in 24 hours. I'm even dreaming! Then a telemarketer calls me and I can't get back to sleep. FML [...]
Mon, Mar 18, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today, is 2 days away from my 4 year anniversary with my bf. It is also the 16th day of my period... it doesn't seem to be slowing down at all. Thanks Birth control... FML [...]
Mon, Mar 18, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today, I've reached a level of tired I didn't think was possible. I've had less than 3 hours sleep in the last 72 hours and have not slept more than 20 minutes each stretch because my newborn is so unsettled. The baby has been peacefully sleeping for the last 3 hours and I can't sleep. FML [...]
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