Today is Christmas, I spent over 600 dollars on presents for the wife...didn't get a single present from her...FML [...]
Fri, Jan 18, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today, on Christmas, I received the gift of lice. I have already pulled 7 out of my hair and counting. FML [...]
Fri, Jan 18, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me on Christmas, via text. I spent all my money on gifts for her and couldn't get anyone else in my family gifts. Included were nonrefundable New Year's Eve tickets for a concert I can no longer attend. FML. [...]
Thu, Jan 17, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today after weeks of couples therapy my wife finally broke down and admitted that not only is she not in love with me, she's also not even remotely attracted to me. When I asked why she married me in the first place she said “you were a nice guy and I felt bad saying no”. Fml [...]
Thu, Jan 17, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today, I accidentally saw my boyfriend's sexts to a guy he's friends with. He's been turning me down for sex for months. FML. [...]
Thu, Jan 17, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today, my friend lied about me in school and successfully ruined my reputation at the point where no one would sit with me. FML. [...]
Thu, Jan 17, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today. . . At 27 years old I learned that the Pacific Ocean is in fact salt water. I was taught that the Atlantic was salt and the Pacific fresh. This happened at my BFs family Christmas dinner. FML [...]
Thu, Jan 17, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today, it's Christmas morning and we walk out to our brand new car that we have owned for two days and someone decided to egg our car...FML [...]
Thu, Jan 17, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today, I finally got my car back from the shop. Even though it said it had an "engine system malfunction", the mechanic says everything is fine. It took more than a week to tell me nothing is wrong with my car. FML [...]
Thu, Jan 17, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today, me and my boyfriend had our first Christmas together. After insisting on him to open his gifts first and watching his face light up, I then unwrapped a box of One-A-Day Multivitamins. He gave me multivitamins for Christmas. FML. [...]
Thu, Jan 17, 2019, Continue reading at the source