The saltiness is real today, and no one is holding back. It's an FML day either way — if you're in a relationship, the world will surely know it via obnoxious posts on social media. And if you're not, well, the world will still know because holy hell do people like to complain about this day. So here they are, the funniest tweets about the world's most bitched about a day. [...]
Wed, Feb 14, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, I bought my crush a bouquet of roses plus one fake. The line was going to be, "I'll stop loving you when the last rose dies." I told my best friend and he thought it was such an amazing idea that he stole the fake rose and gave it to her himself. Guess who got the girl. FML [...]
Wed, Feb 14, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, I asked my boyfriend of 7 months to come over on Valentine's Day so I can cook dinner for him. He asked if he could invite his wife over as well. Guess who's newly single right before Valentine's Day! FML [...]
Wed, Feb 14, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, my mother sued me for whiplash in a car accident that was her fault. She screamed to stop so I slammed on the brakes and the car behind ran into us. It wasn't an emergency; she just thought she saw her friend at the bus stop. It wasn't even her. FML [...]
Tue, Feb 13, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Now you can't even eat the pain of the loneliness away with greasy french fries. FML. [...]
Tue, Feb 13, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, I was once again escorted out of a supermarket by a police officer. I must be the only 83-year-old who still has his marbles, but people always assume I am senile and wandering from a care center. FML [...]
Tue, Feb 13, 2018, Continue reading at the source