Today, my husband's cousin told me it's a tradition that I should have sex with the eldest male cousin (him) as a rite of passage, and I probably don't know this being of foreign origin. I emigrated here and met my husband when we were 6. FML [...]
Thu, Aug 16, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Unplugging from the internet that is constantly at our fingertips and actually being forced so face the world around us? Now that's an FML. [...]
Thu, Aug 16, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, my coworker was talking about how he's met the man of his dreams and they've been dating for 3 months. He showed me a picture of them at Niagara Falls last weekend. His new boyfriend is my husband, who was supposedly on a business trip in Boston. FML [...]
Thu, Aug 16, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, I'm spending my 21st birthday in the hospital getting a colonoscopy and endoscopy. Happy birthday to me. FML [...]
Thu, Aug 16, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML [...]
Thu, Aug 16, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, my boyfriend pulled the whole "whoops wrong hole" thing during rough sex. He broke up with me because he got poop on him. FML [...]
Thu, Aug 16, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML [...]
Wed, Aug 15, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, while working at my job in a luxury retail store, a woman left me a business card. It was for a plastic surgeon. FML [...]
Wed, Aug 15, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Now THAT is what we call and FML. [...]
Wed, Aug 15, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, I didn't know I had a pill stuck in my throat until I coughed and it flew across the table, narrowly missing the weird guy sitting across from me in the break room. Turns out that weird guy is my new supervisor. FML [...]
Wed, Aug 15, 2018, Continue reading at the source