An FML so huge, it almost feels wrong to poke fun. [...]
Fri, Feb 16, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, on a freelancer app I use to do short-term gigs to find long-term clients for my company, a rude, demanding client dumped me for a "more experienced, successful" company. They sent me a link, saying I could learn a thing or two. I own the company. FML [...]
Fri, Feb 16, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, I went on a beach date, so I wore flip flops. When she showed up, she took one look at me and said, “I could never date a guy who shaves his feet” and left. This from the girl wearing socks with her sandals. FML [...]
Thu, Feb 15, 2018, Continue reading at the source
You might be quick to say this one is an FML for men, but let's be real. It's been an FML for women for quite some time. By Nadine [...]
Thu, Feb 15, 2018, Continue reading at the source
For this woman, it was a terrifying FML-filled 10 minutes of truly wondering whether or not you actually exist. By Nadine [...]
Thu, Feb 15, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, I went to go surprise my long distance boyfriend at college 7 hours away. As I opened his apartment door, I saw him on the couch fucking his “study buddy”. FML [...]
Thu, Feb 15, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with origami roses, as I am highly allergic to real ones. Her response? To scream at me and slam the door in my face. FML [...]
Wed, Feb 14, 2018, Continue reading at the source
This man traveled all the way back from 2030 to prove that people are way too gullible. FML for society on this one. [...]
Wed, Feb 14, 2018, Continue reading at the source