Today... I realized that I've consistently been ghosted by every guy that I've had decent conversations with in the past month ...FML [...]
Thu, Mar 21, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML [...]
Thu, Mar 21, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today, while I was talking to my boyfriend, I found out that he wants to marry me. I immediately said yes. Later that day, about two hours later, I walked in on him watching porn and masturbating to a live cam of his ex, and then he proceeded to ask me if I wanted to join. FML. [...]
Thu, Mar 21, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today, I found out that a co-worker has been promoted to Store Manager. She has been here for less than 6 months, and I have been with the company for 10 years. Guess who has been training her for the last 6 months. FML [...]
Thu, Mar 21, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today, I told my parents that I don't plan on going to college. Later on I found out that they plan on giving my college funds they saved up to my older brother's girlfriend. My parents response was “Well she an aerospace engineer, and can't afford school. She needs the money more than you”. FML [...]
Thu, Mar 21, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today I went through my husband's phone and computer and found out he's been screwing my coworker. I took the proof and showed her husband. He flew into a rage and punched me straight in the face. Now not only am I filing for divorce I have a lovely half closed eye to go with it. Fml [...]
Thu, Mar 21, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today I had a girl over who agreed to do butt stuff for the first time. We went to the basement but heard someone in the house. I pulled out and she sh*t everywhere on the couch. I was asked about it and blamed it on my 14yr old dog. My dad believed me but had enough with the dog and put it down FML [...]
Thu, Mar 21, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today, I tried to report my laptop, the only place I have ALL of my children's baby pictures stored, stolen. My best friend's now ex boyfriend took it to help back up all of the pics for me, they broke up n he wont give it back. It's not theft since he had permission to take it out of the house. FML [...]
Thu, Mar 21, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today I woke up with a blood sugar of 455 and vomiting. I tried to call into work but my boss says I have to go in or face being written up. FML [...]
Wed, Mar 20, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today I had a member of my gym call to say she was overcharged, because we billed her incorrectly, and wanted a refund. After offering other, much simpler ways of compensating her, to no avail, I spent 30 minutes on the phone with our financial team to complete a refund for all of $2.. FML [...]
Wed, Mar 20, 2019, Continue reading at the source