Today I was being kinky for my boyfriend by going commando at his Xmas party. Trust me to get my period 10 days early in a WHITE skirt, then as I rushed to the toilet I fell and the seam split right up my ass, so his family including 3 nephews got an uncensored look at the whole mess FML [...]
Sat, Jan 19, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today, my girlfriend came over, drank half a bottle of Jack Daniels and pissed in my sink. I broke up with her and went out with friends. I met a woman and brought her home to watch a movie. She drank a bottle of wine and puked on my couch. FML [...]
Sat, Jan 19, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today, I stopped and helped a young lady stuck on the side of the road. Guess who got accused of forcing myself and got charged with impersonating a police officer. FML [...]
Sat, Jan 19, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today, I almost got arrested. The cops put me in handcuffs without searching me first and told me that I "matched" the description of a package thief. Turns out, I didn't even fit close to the description of the suspect. FML [...]
Sat, Jan 19, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today I discovered my wife has had another afair. It gets thrown in my face and somehow its all my fault. My friends all tell me to get the hell out and I dont because I still love her. This is completely fucked. FML [...]
Fri, Jan 18, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today my parents got my husband and I a new electric fireplace for Christmas. My husband set it up.. I sent a picture and a video of the new fireplace all set up to both my parents. There was a dildo in all the picture and videos I sent....... [...]
Fri, Jan 18, 2019, Continue reading at the source
I work better under pressure [...]
Fri, Jan 18, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today, it's Christmas. I don't know if I'm single or in a relationship. My partner doesn't want to split but he's also not making an effort to save the relationship. We haven't spoken or seen each other in over two weeks. FML [...]
Fri, Jan 18, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today, all I wanted for Christmas was sex with my wife. I even would have enjoyed just getting a kiss and squeezing her bum. Nope, I got a sweater, FML. [...]
Fri, Jan 18, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Nature is no joke [...]
Fri, Jan 18, 2019, Continue reading at the source