Today, thinking my ex-gothic friend was going through another "wear all black" phase, I walked up to her and jokingly asked who died. Her father. Her father died. FML [...]
Thu, May 17, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Hello 911? I'd like to report an FML. [...]
Thu, May 17, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, my brand-new digital hearing aid fell out of my ear as I was walking home from the store. I've retraced my steps, but cannot find it anywhere. It cost $2000, and replacement, like the hearing aid itself, is not covered by insurance. FML [...]
Thu, May 17, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I'm a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML [...]
Wed, May 16, 2018, Continue reading at the source
So when you say God is always watching, do you mean like always, always? Like literally always? Because FML that sucks. [...]
Wed, May 16, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, I checked the comments on the YouTube channel I started a few days ago. Almost all of them were insults about my appearance. The main reason I started the channel in the first place was to be more comfortable with how I look. FML [...]
Wed, May 16, 2018, Continue reading at the source
The FML office is split. Yanny or Laurel? You tell us. [...]
Wed, May 16, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, while blowing my nose after being bunged up for days, it finally unblocked. A solid slimy multicoloured booger roughly the size of a grape shot out, blew right through the tissue and landed on my manager's shoe. Hell hath no fury like a lady sneezed upon. FML [...]
Wed, May 16, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, I received a package from Amazon that was supposed to contain the book I needed for my open book final exam tonight. They must have mixed up my order, because the box contained a large pink dildo. I think the universe just told me to get fucked. FML [...]
Tue, May 15, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Repeat: Feminism means Women=Men. Not Women>Men. [...]
Tue, May 15, 2018, Continue reading at the source