Today... I got "let go" from work after 3 yrs of breaking my back for the organization a few weeks after finding out that I'm pregnant with TWINS to my bf who just moved to South Africa and I can't stop itching due to some pregnancy related condition which will last the entire pregnancy... FML [...]
Sat, Mar 23, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today...I woke up only to find out that I had gotten so drunk the night before and taken home 3 guys. I don't know what happened but everything hurts. It was my first time.FML [...]
Sat, Mar 23, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today, concerned, I called my husband who is on a business trip and usually calls me around the same time but did not Today. He answered angrily and began cursing at me saying I was “accusing him” of something. I didn't accuse him of anything, but now I'm suspicious. FML [...]
Sat, Mar 23, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today, I found out the joke I've been telling for 15 years is true. I am adopted. FML [...]
Sat, Mar 23, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today I was at work, went to have a smoke in the designated area and didn't realise until it was too late that my stomach flu wanted to have a go on the toilet. I stood pacing around and then once it was too late I realised, it wasn't a fart... FML [...]
Fri, Mar 22, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today, I got news from my doctor confirming that my partner is too big for me. We've been together for two years and only recently began having sex, and I bled after every time. Well, we've only done it seven times, and now I have to choose between my vagina tearing or having sex. FML [...]
Fri, Mar 22, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today I was to start a new job after a long search. To celebrate, I ate a spicy bowl of noodles from I shop near to my house. This morning I ignored the urge to poop and drove to work. When I got there, I got out of the car and immediately crapped myself. Diarrhea. Fired. FML. [...]
Fri, Mar 22, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML. [...]
Fri, Mar 22, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today my partner told me it would be GREAT if I had a fat transfer done to my breast, I'm 119lbs, and way to go on letting me know you're unhappy with my basic barely B tits FML [...]
Fri, Mar 22, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today my boyfriend and I got into a fight. He destroyed the gift I got him for Christmas and told me it was a cheap gift..not thinking it should hurt me. Gets better , he wanted to throw away my promise ring because he bought it for me, so apparently what he buys me isn't mine. FML [...]
Fri, Mar 22, 2019, Continue reading at the source