You know when something isn't going to end well, but you just can't seem to look away? that's how we feel about the 61-year-old limo driver turned daredevil who will attempt to prove flat Earth theory in his homemade rocket this weekend. [...]
Wed, Nov 22, 2017, Continue reading at the source
Today, I booked my holiday flights. There's 700 miles between the small country I live in and the family I'm visiting, normally one 3-hour flight. Thanks to hurricanes Irma and Maria, the only available route traverses 1700 miles and will take 26 continuous hours. FML [...]
Wed, Nov 22, 2017, Continue reading at the source
After setting up the perfect vantage point for viewing the implosion of the 25 year old stadium and livestreaming for 40 minutes, a bus came and blocked the shot at the worst time possible. The producer's frantic cursing in the background is perfect. [...]
Wed, Nov 22, 2017, Continue reading at the source
Today, I took my $2,000 drone out and shot some beautiful footage of an old dam. I hid it behind a rock to explore the area further without carrying it, but when I came back it was gone. I was splitting the payments with my uncle. I work a minimum wage job. FML [...]
Wed, Nov 22, 2017, Continue reading at the source
Today, I came home from an overnight trip to find my room a complete mess. My coked up housemate had invited strangers to stay over when they told her they didn't have place to sleep. They stole my money, speakers, Polaroid camera, and passport. They left a packet of biscuits. FML [...]
Wed, Nov 22, 2017, Continue reading at the source
Today, I'm in such pain due to my period cramps that I haven't been able to eat anything. My religious mother refuses to allow me to take birth control to help regulate the pain as it would "tempt" me to "become sexually active". FML [...]
Tue, Nov 21, 2017, Continue reading at the source
Today, I finally found out why the water in my bottle had been tasting strangely minty for the past few weeks when I saw a piece of gum sitting at the bottom of it. I don't chew gum. FML [...]
Tue, Nov 21, 2017, Continue reading at the source
Many people are learning the value of research after publicly exposing their ignorance online. Posting ‘RIP Charles Manson' is both an FML for them and for Marilyn Manson, for whom they've clearly confused the notorious murderer. At least he knows he'll be missed when he's gone. [...]
Tue, Nov 21, 2017, Continue reading at the source
Today, I saw a young child passed out unattended in a hot car so I smashed the windows to rescue him. After waiting with him for 30 minutes, his mom came out and called the cops on me. I officially have a probation violation and the mom went home free. FML [...]
Tue, Nov 21, 2017, Continue reading at the source
Church doesn't have to be boring. It's not always hell and fury - these signs prove that often, churches can have great senses of humor. Whether that sense of humor continues inside, you'll have to find out for yourself. [...]
Tue, Nov 21, 2017, Continue reading at the source