Here they are, the comments you've all been waiting for! Before anyone else says it (repeatedly) yes, some people made the list more than once. Yes, some people did not make the list at all. But this ain't yo kindergarten class, this is FML. Where the comments are funny, and the insults are rough. Enjoy! [...]
Sat, May 19, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, I woke to the smell of poop in my apartment. I went to investigate and found out a cat had pooped in my living room. I don't have a cat. FML [...]
Sat, May 19, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, I can finally say there's no part of my body that hasn't had a pimple show up. I found a zit on my clit. FML [...]
Fri, May 18, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, after dating a guy for 2 months, things seemed to be going well. I offered to buy dinner and trusted he would keep in mind that I'm a college student on a budget. He picked the restaurant, ran up the bill over $100, made me pay, and dumped me right after. FML [...]
Fri, May 18, 2018, Continue reading at the source
What a wonderful country we live in. [...]
Fri, May 18, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML [...]
Fri, May 18, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, at work, we were told by Wells Fargo that we'll be training our foreign replacements from India. After we train them, we're gone. FML [...]
Fri, May 18, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Poop FMLs are so shitty. [...]
Fri, May 18, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, a close friend tried to kill me by running me over with her car. Why? Because I didn't want to share the pain meds I had due to a third-degree burn. My leg is now broken in 3 places, my ankle is shattered, and I have to use a walker because I'm too clumsy for crutches. FML [...]
Fri, May 18, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML [...]
Thu, May 17, 2018, Continue reading at the source