502 points, 24 comments. [...]
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Tags: thor, marvel cinematic universe, Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston802 points, 43 comments. [...]
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639 points, 20 comments. [...]
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Tags: physics, Inna1428 points, 109 comments. [...]
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Tags: B view from above, oo from front view, b from side view779 points, 83 comments. [...]
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Today, I scratched my car with a bottle of scratch remover deeply enough that the scratch remover couldn't remove it. FML [...]
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They're finally here... the best tweets of the week. Enjoy. [...]
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Today, I kissed my girlfriend goodbye at the train station when a familiar woman's voice screamed, "You unfaithful piece of shit!" My sister had just wanted to troll me, which ended with my girlfriend slapping me twice, kicking my balls, and calling me some absurd names. FML [...]
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Today, despite being 22 and having near-perfect dental hygiene, I was diagnosed with receding gums and can only eat soft food for the rest of my life. Then the dentist told me that this typically only happens to people over fifty who don't take care of their teeth. FML [...]
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Today, I leaned down to pick up my infant son from his highchair. He reached up and grabbed the first thing available to him: my nipple. I got purple-nurpled by my baby. FML [...]
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