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Tags: shit, amazon, grand tour470 points, 19 comments. [...]
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Today, I had been feeling very ill, so I asked my partner to clean the house whilst I got some rest. Instead of touching any of the cleaning, he gamed and watched youtube until 6am, where he crawled into bed and woke me. I had to clean up the house and my own vomit after cleaning made me sick. Fml. [...]
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Today, my dad told me that my trip to London (to visit him) has been cancelled due to 'work issues'. My departure was scheduled the day after tomorrow and the tickets were booked 4 months ago. Also, my school trip to Croatia (scheduled for April) was cancelled earlier this month. FML [...]
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Today I learnt not to trust a fart on your way to work because it will result in you having to go home and change clothes and getting yelled at by your boss [...]
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Today, I have come to realise that my parents actually favour my brother's fling over me, their own flesh and blood. FML [...]
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Today, no actually on Christmas day, I found out that my boyfriend slept with someone else while we are trying to fix our long distance relationship. He said it's because I was far and he was lonely. FML. [...]
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Today, I decided to pot some Christmas cactus cuttings I made for my friends and moved a bag of potting soil to the bathroom. The moment I opened it and stuffed my hand in I was covered in fruit flies. I ended up sneezing out 3 flies later after I threw out the mess. FML [...]
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