Tags: Cat445 points, 17 comments. [...]
Tue, Jun 25, 2019, Continue reading at the source
361 points, 18 comments. [...]
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534 points, 14 comments. [...]
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629 points, 16 comments. [...]
Tue, Jun 25, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today, I got into a screaming match with the mother of my kids. I told her they need to bathe more often. According to her, anything more than once a week is excessive and bad for their skin. My kids play sports and smell like puppies from the pound. She doesn't care. FML [...]
Tue, Jun 25, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today, I was running with two other women when a guy started tailing us in his car and catcalling. I quickly got fed up and gave him the finger. Turns out, he's the husband of one of the women I was running with. For the next half hour, I had to listen to her go on about how adorable he was. She totally saw what I did. FML [...]
Mon, Jun 24, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today, I discovered just how picky my son is. In addition to understandably not eating vegetables, he also doesn't eat chicken fingers, pizza, or ice cream, along with several other foods I assumed all kids love. FML [...]
Mon, Jun 24, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today, I finally decided to go talk to my upstairs neighbour about the loud banging noises he makes every single morning around 8 a.m. It worked. Now he starts at 7 a.m. FML [...]
Mon, Jun 24, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Mon, Jun 24, 2019, Continue reading at the source
Today, I just got back from a party, where I spent most of the night comforting the girl I like. Why? Because the guy she likes was being grinded on by another girl. FML [...]
Mon, Jun 24, 2019, Continue reading at the source