3841 points, 72 comments. [...]
Tue, Feb 20, 2018, Continue reading at the source
2556 points, 107 comments. [...]
Tue, Feb 20, 2018, Continue reading at the source
4451 points, 46 comments. [...]
Tue, Feb 20, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, the first guy I tried to have sex with at university got his foreskin stuck in his zip and had to go to hospital for stitches. He told all his friends I did it on purpose with my teeth during a blowjob. I now have a reputation, so I guess I'm staying single for the next 3 years. FML [...]
Tue, Feb 20, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, I went shopping with my sister's husband to help him choose a birthday gift for her. My sister's insane friend saw us, followed us, and caused a huge screaming scene in the middle of the mall accusing us of having an affair. FML [...]
Mon, Feb 19, 2018, Continue reading at the source
This man seems to have slept through quite the road trip, FML for missing some good views and also probably having been abducted. [...]
Mon, Feb 19, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, a neighbor asked if I could take her to work and pick her up when she got off. She said she'd pay me, so I agreed and dropped her off. When I went to pick her up after work, I spent two hours waiting for nothing. She already got a ride back home. FML [...]
Mon, Feb 19, 2018, Continue reading at the source
8 long hours of FML for all the passengers aboard this plane. [...]
Mon, Feb 19, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, I told my dad that I'm pregnant. He shook his head and said, sadly, "What a waste. You're way too young to throw your life away like this." Silly me; I was worried that at 46 I might be too old for this. FML [...]
Mon, Feb 19, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, I got robbed. They took my stereo and laptop, but they left my car and a note that reads "Wtf is this?" FML [...]
Sun, Feb 18, 2018, Continue reading at the source