724 points, 26 comments. [...]
Mon, May 21, 2018, Continue reading at the source
2013 points, 33 comments. [...]
Mon, May 21, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, I discovered the reason my 12-year-old brother has been anxious and afraid of cops for the last 6 months. My crazy mother convinced him that porn is illegal and comes with a death penalty. She did the same thing to me when I was his age. FML [...]
Sun, May 20, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Here's another selection of the worst FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep. [...]
Sun, May 20, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, my own breast milk has caused my sensitive skin to break out into a rash all over my chest. FML [...]
Sun, May 20, 2018, Continue reading at the source
We've got some real winners in this week's list, folks. From shit white people say to Benedict Cumberbatch edits, we've got what your little FML hearts desire. Enjoy. [...]
Sun, May 20, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, I woke up to find my 6-year-old daughter had duct taped me to my bed and dropped my wallet down the toilet. Well played. FML [...]
Sun, May 20, 2018, Continue reading at the source
Today, I sneezed without knowing I had a nosebleed. Despite turning my head, a fine blood spray shot out all over my fiancée's white dress as we were standing at the altar. She refused to say “I do” because she was so mad. FML [...]
Sat, May 19, 2018, Continue reading at the source
National "Be A Millionaire Day" Well, why didn't we think of that! Just BE one! FML. [...]
Sat, May 19, 2018, Continue reading at the source